"I could fulfill your wildest dreams,” the demon said.
“Oh, yeah? Whatcha got?” Stiles asked.
The demon eyed him. "Free health care.”
Stiles's brows went up. "You can get me free health care?”
"I can clear your student loan debt,” the demon said, leaning closer.
Stiles's mouth fell open. He turned to the others. "Wait, are we really going to banish such a valuable resource to the depths of Hell?”
"Even if he could get you free health care and clear your student loan debt," Lydia said, fixing him with a droll look, "He would ask for your soul in return.”
Stiles blinked at her. "Oh, right. Damn, dude, you almost had me.”
The demon shook his head. "Americans are so easy. The most basic necessities are a bargain.”
Stiles shrugged. "No argument there.”