“Maze told me you were with my mum last night,” Lucifer said.
Dan scoffed. “Unless your mom is super hot, no I was not.”
Lucifer’s eyebrow went up, waiting expectantly for an explanation.
Dan paled. “Please tell me she wasn’t your mom.”
“Blond, blue eyes, vaguely menacing aura that’s hot if you’re into that,” Lucifer described.
“Your mom is Chloe?” Ella asked, with her nose all wrinkled up.
The two men blinked at each other for a moment before both turning to Chloe. Both men were horrified for entirely different reasons. Chloe looked like she wished she could stop existing. They all decided to never speak of it.